BEHOLD! My Resume

Hire me, maybe? My skills are less buggy than this page.

This is fine
Stack Overflow love
Distracted JS meme
It works on my machine
Cat Debugging
Typing Cat
404 Cat
Angry Debugging Cat
Code Review meme
Cat with Coffee
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A Live Look at My Development Process

Actual footage of me debugging

Hacker typing fast GIF

A Programmer's Logic

A programmer's partner says: "Go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer returns with 12 loaves of bread.

Why Programmers Love Dark Mode

Because light attracts bugs.